Pippin, fiction-writing student, hopeless romantic, loves too many things to list, has really swirly handwriting, loves Faeries
I always imagine my warden telling zevran she’s a virgin and him casually debunking virginity like
"virginity is such a silly concept, no? it is strange for the chantry to condemn the very urges the maker gave us. i will never understand why it is valued so, when in truth it holds such little meaning. but do not be nervous my dear warden, i will be most gentle with you. lovemaking, when done correctly, should never hurt. not unless you wish it to, that is!"
there are two more inquisition love interests that we don’t even know about and that actually keeps me up at night
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
No but fucking really the Qunari don’t use the rite of tranquility at all, instead they’d rather sew their mages’ mouths shut
IF THE RITE OF TRANQUILITY IS A STEP TOO FAR FOR THE QUNARI THEN WHAT THE FUCK CHANTRY